Lianna, you don't get an exit seat

To loosely quote my sister Lianna from a few months ago (she'd been doing a lot of flying):

"I highly doubt that if my plane drops out of the sky that any of my broken body pieces will be able to find my seat to serve as a flotation device. Like, hey, we just dropped three thousand miles into the Pacific and my remains are spread over three watery miles but look, there's my seat that doubles as a flotation device!"

I am motivated to actually listen to the flight attendants next time. Lianna, maybe you should too. :-)