Ride until we barf or bust

When you know people, the way I know people, you get invited to super swanky events. You know, play dates, birthday parties, and the occasional SUPER AWESOME INVITATION ONLY CHRISTMAS PARTY AT THE RIVER FRONT PARK CAROUSEL. I know, it might be tough for me to reenter normal society after an event like that.

Okay, it was really cool. It was hosted by some wheelchair vendors (seriously) for all the medical facilities they provide their services to. My awesome physical therapist friend Kat is on that short list and got us invited as well. They kids had a blast. Santa was there, taking pictures and handing out candy canes. There was a mountain of super nice swanky event caliber sugar cookies, any beverage you can imagine, and most importantly, as many rides on that awesome carousel as you wanted. Or until you barfed, which ever came first. Best part for me? It was all free. The kids had a blast. A BLAST. I wonder how many awesome people I will need to know to turn this into a family tradition?

Things on this old blog will be slow and quiet over the holidays so have a very Merry Christmas and a great new year. Enjoy your friends and family and may you too do something so fun that you too do it until you barf. (Like the way my mom and I eat 70 pounds of divinity.)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!








How's that for a title?

Not for sale

At about 7:30 this morning the cars started lining up.

By 9:00 a.m. when I brought Aubrey to school they stretched all the way down my street, lining both sides. Dozens of people rushed toward our neighbors house, trying to beat out the person next to them for some treasure.

Our elderly neighbor passed away two months ago and her family is holding her estate sale today. I had no idea these things were this popular. There has been an unrelenting stream of vehicles for several hours now.

It doesn't take a brilliant philosopher to deduce that ones life, a quality life, had better be about more than the stuff one owns. One day someone could open your home to the public and allow perfect strangers to buy up all the things that you thought were important. Your furniture, the art on your walls, the dishes in your cupboards, all the tools in your garage. It all goes.

What they won't be able to take is the family you had, the friends you had, the relationships you built, the impact and influence you had on the people around you, and your faith in God.

I hope you get the opportunity today to work on building up those things that one day won't be for sale!

You know it's Christmas when...

Yikes! This was supposed to be an Elf Yourself but we are experiencing technical difficulties. Stay tuned.

Will Dane lose the first tooth in our family?

The details are still a bit hazy.

"We were playing a pillow game and he was throwing and I was catching, oh, and the bunk bed, oh and it was funny because he was using his repulsor rays but my web was more powerful and then Dane threw the pillow and WAP he hit something and I think it was his finger and and and and....."

This is what is streaming out of Nathan's mouth as I pick a sobbing Dane up off the top bunk bed, Aubrey's bed, blood and drool dripping out of his mouth.

Mouth injuries always look like they are bleeding a lot because of all the saliva but WHOA, Dane had a lot of blood in his mouth. We sat in the bathroom for five minutes just putting a wet wash cloth in his mouth and trying to figure out where the bleeding was even coming from. This of course is happening as every member of our small group Bible Study was arriving. Heck, it was Melissa who said, "Maybe you should get him a popcicle." (THANKS MELISSA, I HOPE YOUR BABY IS BORN TONIGHT IN REPAYMENT FOR YOUR KINDNESS.)

Tonight Dane is the proud owner of a nice fat lip, cut up gums, and a front tooth that has been knocked at a slight angle and is loose. Do I need to remind you that this is the kid who broke his arm at 19 months? Yeah, he did.

I called our dentist, who is so nice and chill that we first talked Gonzaga basketball and home schooling before we got around to Dane's tooth. The short answer? It's fine. Tooth at weird angle? As long as it doesn't impact his bite, no problem. Cut gums? As long as it doesn't get infected it will heal fast. If the tooth gets dark and nasty and snaggle toothish? No biggy, we pull it and wait for a grown up tooth to come in a few years. No problem. Just another normal day at the Jones house.

Aubrey will NEVER FORGIVE HIM if he loses a tooth before her.

p.s. The photo has nothing to do with this story other than it is a picture of Dane and it is cute.

Daneisms

Dane has been unknowingly hilarious lately. Here are my top three from my nearly three year old.

1. After waking up from his nap I said, "How did you sleep my little sweetums?" With a GRUMPY face he replied, "I am not a sweetums. You can call me The Danish!"

2. He has new snow boots with a reindeer face on them. He said today, "My boots stomp like thunder!"

3. He came up to me today, make shift gun in hand and said, "I'm one of the bad dudes." He proceeded to give the nearly three year old version of an evil laugh. He yelled, "Listen to my evil crackle!!"

We sure love our Danish.

Not dead

But you kind of thought I was, didn't you?

Here's what's happening, in no particular order.

1. Four kids, six and under, is busy. In case you were wondering.

2. I am planning on home schooling next year. Go ahead, talk amongst yourselves.

3. Next week is a short week because it is Thanksgiving break. After that it's three more work weeks and then our entire family has two whole weeks off for Christmas. YEAH!!

4. I have already decorated for Christmas. We don't have our tree up yet but everything else is up. I don't care what you say, I love it, it't not too early, and it makes us all happy. I listened to a Harry Connick Jr. Christmas cd all morning. It might be time to boot up my Pandora Christmas play list.

5. In about 1 1/2 weeks Greg will begin his first venture into the coaching world. He will be a kindergarten/1st grade coach for the Upward League. His sweet daughter Aubrey "THE BOMB" Jones is on his team. Go dragons!!

6. We have gotten to hang out with so many fun friends lately. Dinners, play dates, baby-sitting friends, etc. Now Greg and I just need a date!

7. I turned 31. I didn't die but I do think the smile lines around my eyes are starting to not go away when I'm done smiling. I wonder if six years of no sleep has anything to do with that?

8. My mom played this funny little email joke, sending the same email over and over again about an article on brain fog, pretending that she kept forgetting she had already sent it. It took the fourth email for me to get the joke. Talk about brain fog!

That's about all you've been missing folks. That and I found out that my across the street, so awesome, 20 year old baby-sitter got a full time job. She has been watching my kids every Wednesday morning for two hours so I can do WHATEVER I WANT. I was bummed for me but she really needed the job. Then she told me that she works noon to 6 p.m. and would continue our once a week baby-sitting. HOORAY!!!! She thinks she is getting married and moving next summer but I have other plans for her. Good-bye marriage, hello living in my basement!

Monster Mash

A well posed, gallery quality, family photo.
Seriously, this is about as good as kid pics go around here. I mean, at least they are all facing the same direction.
Greg, wearing the wizard costume I made him back B.C. (before children), in our newlywed, apartment dwelling days. I love it that he still wears it.
Aubrey loved her costume. I thought it turned out pretty cool.
Look how tough Nathan is! He wanted to be addressed as "Black Beard".
Dane, one second before ripping is mask off. He was cute without it on too.
Johanna, the Gonzaga cheerleader. Over the course of the weekend she was also a skeleton and a pumpkin. She had many outfit changes because she has the ability to poop out all diapers and outfits with astonishing regularity. (KayLynn, I promise I got the poop stain out of this one!)

Happy Halloween! We went to Aubrey's school party, Greg's big work party, and did a little of our own trick or treating on Halloween night. Greg's work party is by far the best. It is an annual event where all three floors of the company decorate and all the employees' kids get to go trick or treating there for a few hours. There is a big pot luck meal and everyone enjoys it, adults included. It is a manageable crowd, a manageable amount of candy, and you're not outside freezing your patookies off. (I made up that word, patookies. It means whatever you want it to mean. In our house it usually means toes.)

Enjoy the pictures, the kids had a blast dressing up this year. Dane was going to be a ghost, I made him a ghost costume, he practiced saying, "B-B-B-B-BOOOOOO!" for weeks on end, and within two minutes of wearing his costume he ripped it off and said, "It's driving me crazy!" Thankfully we had a reserved skeleton costume from last year just waiting to be worn. He refused to wear the mask though, or the gloves. Dane has opinions. A lot of opinions.

Happy November!

Fundraisers

I am looking to hear parent opinion on school fundraisers.

Aubrey just brought home a packet, highlighting the four fundraisers the PTA is sponsoring during this school year. One is a wreath sale, one is for various home products, one is world's finest chocolate, and one is a parent/staff b-ball game against another school.

The form that came home with it encourages participation but also gives you an opt out portion. If you opt out of fundraisers you are "given the opportunity" to send a check for x number of dollars. All funds raised go toward field trips and school assemblies.

Here's my opinion. I hated fundraising when I was in school and I dislike it now. I am not comfortable asking the same friends and family over and over again to buy very expensive candles and chocolate. People feel obligated and many aren't in a financial position to be spending $20 on a candle. I refuse to go door to door. I also have four kids. Five years from now I will be asking my parents to buy four wreaths for one million dollars each for every single year. Nope, not in this life time.

I have a friend whose school has a fun run to raise money. Like the above mentioned basketball game, this feels better. People can donate whatever amount they want, it's a family event, it's exercise, and it's fun. Begging aunties to spend $$$ on candles is not fun.

We are going to opt out of the fundraisers this year and send a check to cover what I see as Aubrey's portion of field trips and assemblies. I want the school to have these things and I'd way rather go this route.

Here's my questions. What do you think about fundraising? Am I depriving Aubrey and my other kids of an important value by not having them participate? Is there some greater good I'm missing out on my cutting a check?

p.s. As you may have guessed, I would make a poor PTA president.

Little Jo

Things you ought to know about Johanna:

1. She is already four months old. Four months!! Was I even here for them?

2. She is a sturdy 15 pounds and, like her siblings, has a head that is in the 90th percentile. My kids need big heads for their big brains.

3. She is always happy. That is not an exaggeration. She cries about 30 seconds, cumulatively, a day. She is ALWAYS HAPPY.

4. When she smiles she does it with her whole body. I think even her fingernails smile.

5. She loves me. I can tell by the smile on her face, the way she cozies up to me, and the way she grabs my hair when she is tired.

6. She is very congested and has slept like crud for a week. But she's so cute and she sleeps well cozied up to me and I keep forgetting to care that it could be a bad habit. How can you really feel bad about this soft, beautiful, snuggly little human curled up next to you?

7. All of us are wild about her.

8. She loves her toes. She grabs them, plays with them, sucks on them. Who needs toys when you have toes?

9. Welcoming Johanna to our family has felt so natural it's as though she's been here all along.

This is a great craft I did with all my kids this afternoon. They all enjoyed it and it worked for all their ages. I thought they turned out adorable and decided it was worth sharing. Enjoy!

Pinecone Christmas Trees

Supplies
Pinecones (I used real but you can buy fake ones at a craft store)
Small puff balls
Wooden thread spools (I found these easily in the unpainted wood section of Michaels)
Glitter
Glue

1. Glue the puff balls to the "branches" of the pinecone. For my kids, I put glue in a dixie cup and they applied it with Q-tips.
2. Cover the wooden spool with glue and roll it around in glitter. (I put the glitter in a shallow bowl.)
3. Glue the spool to the bottom of the pinecone. I used my hot glue gun for this.

FINISHED!! I will finish ours off with a hot glued ribbon on the top and use them as Christmas tree ornaments.

Happy early Christmas! Is it too soon for me to bust our my Christmas song piano book?

When things go south

Greg and I both wanted/needed new cell phones. Mine was dead, his was mostly dead.

Our cell phone outing included all the kiddos, a change in cell phone provider, and picking out two new phones. NOT QUICK.

I ended up back in the van with the kids, feeding Johanna, while Greg wrapped things up. Which took an hour. No exaggeration.

During this hour Dane wet his pants and Johanna blew out her clothes. Plus I was stuck in the car for an hour with the kids.

On the way home Dane begged to hold my new phone and push some buttons. I put it on a program where he could do this. While happily pushing buttons he wet his pants again, getting urine all over my brand new phone.

I needed a chai tea. I got a chai tea.

We got home and while trying to carry in my purse/diaper bag/duffle bag and a baby carrier with a baby and my pee covered phone I spilled my tea.

It was dinner and bath time. I bathed Johanna. After her bath, while wrapped in a towel, she SPRAYED poop all over the floor. It was on my shirts, pants, all down her, and in puddles on the floor. While Greg ran to my aid she began round two. More on us, more on the floor. I whisked her to a towel on the floor to clean her up and DIAPER THE KID. She loves to play with her feet. She cocked her feet back, aimed, and fired round three.

I stood in my underwear starting a load of laundry that included three towels, my sweatshirt and jeans, and other various casualties of the great poop of 2010.

Johanna has a nasty cold and I haven't slept in days.

I must be in need of humbling today because I have been covered in bodily fluids for the past five hours. Lesson learned. I am a humbled mommy servant who is not too cool or wearing clothes too nice to be covered in baby poop.

I jokingly told Johanna that she had earned herself 100 demerits. Nathan looked stricken and said, "NO SHE DIDN'T MOMMY, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!!!!"

Folks, it's time for bed.

Singin' in the rain

If it's going to rain for days on end it leaves us no choice but to get out there and get soaked. I don't think the kids have ever had so much fun outside.

I threw these pictures in to show you what an insect/worm/creepy crawler lover my daughter is. We found this beast on the way home from school and named it Sammy the Freaking Huge Slug. It is note worthy that she was the only on in our house willing to touch the thing.

Samuel Montgomery Brandon

I kept putting this post off because I was waiting on pictures. However, since technical issues are keeping pictures from coming, I want to announce that I'm am auntie again!!! Samuel was born on Monday, October 4 at 7:28 in the morning. 7 pounds, 6 ounces, 20 inches, and already telling everyone that I'm his favorite aunt. I got to see him on I-chat and he is perfectly wonderfully precious.

My mom is with my sister this whole week, doing what our mama does best after one of her babies has a baby: cooking, cleaning, potty training, groceries, fetching pillows, providing nap opportunities, and making you wonder how on earth you will survive without her. KayLynn is doing awesome. She had Samuel at home with a midwife and has had nothing but good things to say about the experience. David is so excited to have a boy and it sounds as though Claire is ambivalent. She is far too excited to have Grandma around as her constant playmate to pay too much attention to boring new brother.

I will post pictures when the come. In the meantime, CONGRATULATIONS DEAR BRANDON FAMILY, and welcome to the world little Samuel!!

p.s. I think his name is fabulous. Montgomery is our maiden name for those of you who don't know and Samuel is a strong name and a worthy man of God in the Bible. I love it.

A whole lotta sheep

These are some pictures I took yesterday at a local farm. For a buck you can get a whole bucket of sheep food and feed the sheep. All you have to do is dip that bucket into the feed bucket and they come running. The "big bully sheep" (the boys with their big horns) like to try and take all the food so my kids will often chuck handfuls of it over their heads to the poor babies waiting in the back. Also, this farm is located by the Spokane Archery club so I'm not sure if they later become target practice and then Easter dinner. I haven't shared these musings with my children.

The last two pictures were just too adorable not to post.

To you, with love

A horror story

We have mice.

THE END

Kickin' it Jones style

A pictorial update, for your viewing pleasure

The kids did cute things like sleep on the floor camping style.

AUBREY TURNED SIX!!

THE KIDS TOOK AWESOME PICTURES WITH GRANDMA AND GRANDPA!!

ME AND MY GIRLS, BECAUSE WE ARE PRECIOUS

MAYFIELD LAKE, LABOR DAY WEEKEND 2010

BAUERSFELDS AND JONESES

Throwing rocks in the lake

A daddy and his baby girl

A mama with her baby and a really small lighthouse

Aubrey girl

A Danish monkey

100 watt smile Nathan

Big Dane and Little Dane

Sweet Baby Drew

Little Miss Anna

AUBREY STARTS KINDERGARTEN!!

WEEKEND VISIT WITH THE BAERLOCHERS

Baby Johanna and Baby Max (born one week apart)

The rest of our combined crew. Four kids for each family, all in six years or less.